A walrus hides its face in embarrassment as a man presents him with a cake made entirely of fish.
THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE SEEN IN WEEKS
LOOK AT HIM AND HOW CUTE HE IS
OMFG GHJFKASGAS omfg come here bb
Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I’ll say that again.
A guy came up to me
and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets
i want to read this novel
I want to write this novel.
I want to edit this novel.
Sounds like we have a plan.
I want to produce the movie
I’m directing the porn parody
I’m buying the porn parody
He really loves us. <3
hey bud *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you
For every reblog this gets, I will murder one of my classmates and carve your url into their spine.
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